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Now that I look at it, that phrase kind of rocks. If you use, we'll be asking for royalties. Don't worry, I'm easy to work with. We'll find a usage plan that fits your budget.

Heck, if you run an active league, you can even advertise here if you want. A lot of our players like playing in other leagues.

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